Bringing some funny

Mitch Hedberg Quotes - The Quotations Page

I don't own a cell phone or a pager. I just hang around everyone I know, all the time. If someone wants to get a hold of me, they just say "Mitch," and I say "what?" and turn my head slightly.

So on my google hopepage which you can totally customize to show entries from your favorite blog, give you the weather, or tell you the latest news, among other things, I have the "Quote of the day" - my daily dose of wit or genius, and saw a quote from this guy. He's got some funny, I'll give him that.