I never use this.. really, i don't

I'm only on facebook when I'm on it. Hi me, the only person who reads this. Hi. How are you? Fine over here, how 'bout you? Just ok. Oh, really? Something wrong? Nah, just ok. Oh, ok.
(dramatic pause)
Alrighty then that settles it... we're going to Perkins for some pancakes. Ok.